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Listen up, stud: If you haven't read the faq's you had better read them now. Otherwise your time with us will be short. If and only if you've read the faq's should you proceed with creating an account, which you do by filling in the blanks below. When filling in those blanks, keep the following conventions in mind:

1) If you have military experience you should put that in your bio, including which unit(s) and when, down to the lowest unit level you remember.

2) If you are an officer who never served as enlisted, you must incorporate a type of cheese into your username. For example you could select Cheddar_Chet56, or Velveeta_Vic69, or Limberger_Larry. For ideas on different types of cheese go here.

3) If you never served in the military, do not use any military sounding username.

When you're done registering we'll send you an email with an account activation link. Click it and your account will be activated and then you'll be logged in. We do this to make sure you aren't some dildo we already banned for spamming or talking hippie shit. The email address you enter here must be real. If you enter one of those spam-protected or fake email address, your account will not work. If you're worried about privacy, stop. This email does not have to be in any way traceable to you. We won't use it for anything else. Ever. All it needs to be is working, and accessible to you at the time the account is created. Now get started. And don't be a dildo.

-- Enlisted Swine

Please enter your desired username:
(Legal characters: a-z, A-Z, 0-9, space. Names may not start or end with a space, and may not contain more than one space in a row.)
and a working email (this will never be made public):
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