WHAT BREED ARE YOU?
By Uber Pig, Section Diaries
If you were a linedog or a cannoncocker or a tanker or a jarhead or a SEAL or a clerk or a mechanic or even especially if you were one of those swabby jocks who spent his first four years cleaning officers toilets on an aircraft carrier, then you know how much it can suck. This is your website. If you served as enlisted, click here. If you served as an officer without having served as enlisted first, click here. If you never served, click here.
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