I bet you did, stud.  

And it felt good, so warm, those teats rubbing up against your chest and your hands roaming down to that ass; her natural pheromones working overtime, powering past the deodorant crystals and the patchouli and the body butter to inspire a chubby.  Here's another question for you, stallion:  Did you mount up?

-- If yes: You just might be accepted into our pen one day. Consider spending a few years doing research.

-- If No:  Read on.

Didn't think so.  She had you pegged for a neuter is what happened, and then she got all freaked out after discovering the stealth-cock. And then she got angry:  How dare you infiltrate snug harbor in mangina mode? It's cool though. Because we've been there and learned it all the hard way.  While hippie chicks may wade out in the still waters and don't wear fishnets, that doesn't mean they're defenseless.  All women are born with a passive gaydar. Welcome to the counterkulturkampf, souljah.

-- If you hate your Daddy because he's always trying to tell you what to do, create an account here.

-- If you hate your Daddy's ponytail, create an account here.

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