Which Breed Are You?If you were a linedog or a cannoncocker or a tanker or a jarhead or a SEAL or a clerk or a mechanic or even especially if you were one of those swabby jocks who spent his first four years cleaning officers toilets on an aircraft carrier, then you know how much it can suck. This website is for you. If you served as enlisted, click here.
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Tag: GoldsteinProtein Wisdom Guest Blogger Application
By Uber Pig, Section News
Because someone has commissioned him to write a screenplay and he won't be able to pay as much attention to his blog as he'd like over the next month, Jeff Goldstein has put out a call for people to help out as guest bloggers over at Protein Wisdom. Some good submissions there in the comments. Here's my own humble offering:
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