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Tag: marine corpsMedical needs more bodies
By Doc in the Box
I've been watching how the military has been working to beef up the numbers of medical people to handle the wartime workload. On paper it's looking good, everybody but the Navy Reserve is meeting their recruiting goals (they're 1500 down). Being at the tip of the spear and going into harms way the way, oddly enough, the Army and Marine Corps are staying ahead. They're offering huge bonuses to their service people and bonuses for people to cross from blue to green without losing rank.
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