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Tag: screamsWhen stress comes calling... (Marines Vs Camel Spiders)
By Doc in the Box, Section News
I posted this May 22nd of this year and have finally got around to making the video to go with the post... I really didn't have a reason to be feeling stress, yes it has been a little busier and we're at the 1/3 mark in the deployment. Too much work and not enough play must have been adding up. So tonight when I walked outside of my office and saw the dead camel spider sitting on the ground. A light bulb blazed to life in my head and I swear I heard a devil giggling in my ear. I had found my outlet. The idea was a hodgepodge of blog posts about camel spiders and how I was always talking about grown Marines screaming like little girls. Tonight I will have proof! (408 words in story) Full Story |
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